I am at the beginning of a 16 month full time MBA program here at USD. It’s the first year USD has a full time cohort (they’ve been doing part time and international for a while), and they’re doing it presumably in order to get on the rankings.

Another way to get attention would be this: get the Dean arrested. That’s right; our Dean was apparently caught in Cleveland of all places, for “complicity to possess drugs.” Now, buying drugs registers a big zero on my moral outrage scale, but come on. Cleveland? Do you seriously want anything in your body that comes from Cleveland?

UPDATE! For some reason “Breakfast with the Dean” has been renamed to just a breakfast for alumni on the MBA website. They move fast.